Larry Zbyszko (w. Ivan Koloff)
Diamond Dallas Page (w. Bruno Sammartino)
If Zybszko wins, he gets five minutes alone in the ring with Sammartino
Co-Main Event: 6-Man Tag Team Match
Mick Foley, Terry Funk, and Dory Funk, Jr. (w. Bobby Heenan)
The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton, Dennis Condrey, and Stan Lane) (w. Jim Cornette)
IWA Heavyweight Title Match:
Champion: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Tag Team Match
Matt Hardy and Rhyno vs. The Dudley Boyz
Eight Man Elimination Tag Team Match
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, The Missing Link, Dr. Tom Prichard, and D-Lo Brown
Steve Corino, The Original Evil Clown, Masked Superstar, and Andrew Martin (Test)
Mixed Tag Team Match
Wendi Richter, George South Jr., and The Patriot
Amy Love, DC Drake, and Gorgeous Gary Royal
"Father and Son Tag Team Match"
Don and Joe Muraco
Bob and Brad Armstrong
Special Legends Match: Russian Chain Match
"The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff (w. Nikolai Volkoff)
Four Corners Tag Team Match
The Samoan Island Tribe (Samu and Alofa) (w. Sika the Wild Samoan)
The Backseat Boyz
"Dr. Death" Steve Williams
Special In Ring Interview Segment
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Acting Commissioner for the Evening
I mean, seriously. Mick Foley? Terry Funk? TITO SANTANA?!?!? Holy cow.
Hardy and Rhino vs. The Dudleyz should be interesting. A lot could be said about that match alone.
They're having some big celebration of Bruno Sammartino's career that weekend, too. So here's my guess. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say that Zybszko goes ahead and beats Page. But when he gets his five minutes with Sammartino, Bruno gets in there and shows off some 70-year old moves and puts the hurt on Larry. Seriously. The crowd would love that.
Dr. Death will be wrestling? That's sweet. And Bret Hart with an interview segment? That'll get the internet crowd talking quite a bit.
Jake, to answer your question, it looks like Greg Valentine ISN'T dead. In fact, he's a champion! Who knew?
Anyone know who invited The Patriot to this thing?